Ten days to go………..
Annette | January 9, 2009
but I am only human, and weak, and so I shall take this opportunity to kick around Chimpy Fucknuts one more time:
Annette | January 9, 2009
but I am only human, and weak, and so I shall take this opportunity to kick around Chimpy Fucknuts one more time:
Annette | January 9, 2009
Sure, we’ve all done them at the beach.
But, this site shows us how the pros do it.
Annette | January 8, 2009
Annette | January 7, 2009
Leave it to the French to come up with this utterly charming and instructive cartoon to get across to youngsters the importance of safe sex:
Annette | January 5, 2009
contrary to this latest graphic that broke me up:
Isn’t this a hell of a time?
We have a half-black, half-white President-elect.
And he’s a Democrat.
(What? You expected him to be a Republican?)
We have the first female Solicitor General nominated.
Al Franken was just named the Senator-elect from Minnesota.
And for a while, NBC was going to pass on [...]
Annette | January 5, 2009
It just aired on MSNBC. Its North American premiere.
I’m not sure I’ve ever heard a more damnable story. It is shocking. It is sad. It is filled with beautiful people. It is a murder tale that is about love.
Honestly, I’ve never seen anything like it.
“Dear Zachary” is a love letter [...]
Annette | January 5, 2009
but, man, the creeps blathering about how the Scientologists killed the Travolta boy are starting to get on my nerves. They have no access to the kid’s medical records, so where do they get off condemning the care his parents obtained for him?
That kind of intrusive ignorance just fries my ass.
I shouldn’t waste my [...]
Annette | January 4, 2009
or pounding something with a foam-rubber bat. It accomplishes nothing, and yet there’s this curious and entertaining aspect to it, as if you really are accomplishing something. Slapping around Chimpy Fucknuts is an utter waste of time – sort of like Chimpy Fucknuts himself – but I am human and weak and cannot [...]
Annette | January 4, 2009
it helps to demonstrate publicly your total ignorance.
Annette | January 4, 2009
President George W. Bush will leave behind a legacy of Bushisms, the label stamped on the commander in chief’s original speaking style. Some of the president’s more notable malaprops and mangled statements:
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_ “I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully.” _ September 2000, explaining his energy policies at an event in Michigan.
_ “Rarely [...]
Annette | January 4, 2009
You and I were instant best friends when we met in first grade. We had some sweet young years together, playing in our respective back yards, sprawled on the floor of either home, watching Howdy Doody and Pinky Lee on TV, dawdling on the stools at the counter of your Dad’s luncheonette, chewing on those [...]
Annette | January 4, 2009
I just found out about this treasure, and Christmas is over. I know so many people who’d have loved to get this instead of that filthy lucre, but, hey, there’s always Groundhog Day……
Annette | January 3, 2009
From “Jagged Edge”, delivered by the inimitable Robert Loggia:
“Fuck him. He was trash.”
Annette | January 2, 2009
A long time ago, in 1974, I believe, down in the Florida Keys on holiday, I caught my first fish. It was, of course, memorialized by an ardent fan:
Nice hat, huh?
Yesterday, as 2009 began, the year in which Miss Ava will turn four years old, she caught her first fish. Like me, she [...]
Annette | January 2, 2009
You think I don’t think of you, but you’re wrong.
So there.
Happy New Year, 1710.
I hope your best is yet to come.
Annette | January 1, 2009
I used to watch “West Wing” and wish it were real. I wanted a smart President, someone with a head and a heart. I wanted him to have smart people around him, and I wanted them all to have what was best for our country as their first priority.
Alas, we got Chimpy Fucknuts [...]